This satire article is a collaboration between Slightly Fuzzed and Monster Riff. Welcome to Slightly Riffed: The Fakest News In Stoner Rock! The Doom Metal scene is facing a crisis of apocalyptic proportions – a shortage of B-movie horror samples. Doom metal, known for its thunderous riffs and bone-rattling basslines, has historically relied on B-movie horror samples […]

Read More Doom in Crisis: Doom Metal Bands Have Officially Run Out of B-Movie Samples to Use, Forced to Turn to Romcoms and Children’s TV

This satire article is a collaboration between Slightly Fuzzed and Monster Riff. Welcome to Slightly Riffed: The Fakest News In Stoner Rock! In an unexpected twist of fate, an instrumental Desert Rock band named “Cacti Serenade” inadvertently became the uncrowned kings of grocery store music after uploading their latest album to the wrong category on Spotify. Initially […]

Read More Desert Rock Band Accidentally Selects ‘Easy Listening’ During Spotify Upload, Cultivates Grocery Store Music Stardom

In a surprising turn of events for the world of Stoner Rock, a beloved band that once reveled in hazy, smoke-filled jam sessions is now gasping for a breath of clean air. The culprit? The economy and its trusty sidekick, inflation. Once synonymous with all things stoner, the band “The Kush Crusaders” has had to […]

Read More Going Broke, Staying Sober: Stoner Rock Band Forced to Go Straight

This satire article is a collaboration between Slightly Fuzzed and Monster Riff. Welcome to Slightly Riffed: The Fakest News In Stoner Rock! Nestled deep within the heart of the Midwest, a young Desert Rock band has emerged, seeking to redefine the genre in ways that only cornfields and endless prairies can inspire. While their choice of musical […]

Read More Midwest Desert Rock Band Never Actually Been to a Desert

This satire article is a collaboration between Slightly Fuzzed and Monster Riff. Welcome to Slightly Riffed: The Fakest News In Stoner Rock! James Carson, a 35-year-old Sleep fan from Youngstown, OH, has been removed from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame after a loud, 10-hour protest in which he single-handedly and repeatedly explained why he believes […]

Read More Stoned Guy At the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Explains to Everyone Why Sleep Should Definitely Be In There