In the world of Stoner Rock, bands often hit the road, traveling from one gig to another in well-worn vans filled with gear, fans, weed, booze and, yes, occasionally an unforgettable odor.
Read More Top 10 Stoner Rock Bands Ranked by How Bad Their Van Probably ReeksThis satire article is a collaboration between Slightly Fuzzed and Monster Riff. Welcome to Slightly Riffed: The Fakest News In Stoner Rock! The Doom Metal scene is facing a crisis of apocalyptic proportions – a shortage of B-movie horror samples. Doom metal, known for its thunderous riffs and bone-rattling basslines, has historically relied on B-movie horror samples […]
Read More Doom in Crisis: Doom Metal Bands Have Officially Run Out of B-Movie Samples to Use, Forced to Turn to Romcoms and Children’s TVThis satire article is a collaboration between Slightly Fuzzed and Monster Riff. Welcome to Slightly Riffed: The Fakest News In Stoner Rock! In an unexpected twist of fate, an instrumental Desert Rock band named “Cacti Serenade” inadvertently became the uncrowned kings of grocery store music after uploading their latest album to the wrong category on Spotify. Initially […]
Read More Desert Rock Band Accidentally Selects ‘Easy Listening’ During Spotify Upload, Cultivates Grocery Store Music StardomThis satire article is a collaboration between Slightly Fuzzed and Monster Riff. Welcome to Slightly Riffed: The Fakest News In Stoner Rock! The Music & Entertainment world was shocked two weeks ago when media giant Condé Nast announced Pitchfork, the universe’s absolutely greatest and least pretentious music publication of all time, would merge with men’s magazine GQ. […]
Read More Investigation: Pitchfork Merging With GQ Because Editors Discovered ‘Dopesmoker’ and Uber Eats In the Same AfternoonIn a surprising turn of events for the world of Stoner Rock, a beloved band that once reveled in hazy, smoke-filled jam sessions is now gasping for a breath of clean air. The culprit? The economy and its trusty sidekick, inflation. Once synonymous with all things stoner, the band “The Kush Crusaders” has had to […]
Read More Going Broke, Staying Sober: Stoner Rock Band Forced to Go Straight